by Lucy M. Edmunds

My kitten is the prettiest And smartest in the town. He sings to me 'most all the time, And follows me up and down. I call his name Tuxedo Cause he's a high class cat; I couldn't call him Tommy, Or a common name like that. Besides he has a white bow tie. He keeps his fur so slick, He looks so dressed up all the time, I couldn't call him Dick. So I'll call him Tuxedo 'Cause he's a special cat. I always will be good to him, And he'll grow sleek and fat.